The Chopstick Diaries, Part Two

jen0926543857 : hi

jen0926543857 : asl please

a_CHOP_STICK : 2 months/male/box

jen0926543857 : cool

a_CHOP_STICK : Yup, you?

jen0926543857 : 15 f taiwan

a_CHOP_STICK : Cool

jen0926543857 : name

a_CHOP_STICK : Chopstick 483874.5

a_CHOP_STICK : My other half broke off a few months ago. Haven't seen her since.

jen0926543857 : im sorry to hear that

a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah.. its a tragedy. i heard she ran off to another box.

jen0926543857 : are you ok

a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah, I'll be fine.

a_CHOP_STICK : *sniff* she was the most beautiful stick I'd ever seen.

a_CHOP_STICK : anyway.. enough about me, how are you:?

jen0926543857 : not bad

a_CHOP_STICK : great great.


a_CHOP_STICK : Hey

bballgurl_20054 : hey

bballgurl_20054 : asl

a_CHOP_STICK : how are ya?

a_CHOP_STICK : 2 months/m/canada

bballgurl_20054 : fine and u?

a_CHOP_STICK : great, thanks.

bballgurl_20054 : two months?

a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah. I'm a chopstick.

bballgurl_20054 : what did you mean by two months?

a_CHOP_STICK : Well.. the life of a chopstick is pretty short. I just got off the boat from China.

bballgurl_20054 : what is your age?

a_CHOP_STICK : Disposable chopsticks usually only survive 5 months. I'm having a midlife crisis right now. Bear with me.

a_CHOP_STICK : Really, I'm 2 months.

bballgurl_20054 : whatever

bballgurl_20054 : how old are you really?

a_CHOP_STICK : well, the life of my parent-tree was 16 years.

bballgurl_20054 : oh

bballgurl_20054 : why were you talking about chop sticks?

a_CHOP_STICK : Because I am a chopstick?


moi_adrienne : and in the box

a_CHOP_STICK : my family unit hasnt' been opened yet.

moi_adrienne : a ha

moi_adrienne : what your name?

a_CHOP_STICK : Chopstick 483846.5

a_CHOP_STICK : My other half broke off a few months ago. Haven't seen her sicne.

moi_adrienne : chopstick 483846.5?

a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah. there are so many of us made, we don't often get names.

moi_adrienne : o ok

moi_adrienne : i'm wanlaya

a_CHOP_STICK : Cool name

moi_adrienne : thanks

moi_adrienne : u studying?

a_CHOP_STICK : nope,,,

a_CHOP_STICK : relaxing. :D

moi_adrienne : ok

moi_adrienne : i'll go 2 school tomorrow ,first day

a_CHOP_STICK : Ooohh... us chopsticks never go to school. Unless we're in lunch boxes.

moi_adrienne : ha ha OK

moi_adrienne : i think i believe u

a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah.. once my package gets opened, i'll get to be used by some absolutely chibi japanese middle school student to assist her in eating her bento. I can't wait.

a_CHOP_STICK : Do you people have dreams and goals too?

moi_adrienne : ok

moi_adrienne : what do u wanna do when u out there?

a_CHOP_STICK : I want to be the best darn chopstick that middle-school student's ever eaten with.

a_CHOP_STICK : you?

moi_adrienne : i think it's cool

moi_adrienne : i dont know yet

a_CHOP_STICK : Mmm, you could become so many things...

moi_adrienne : yep maybe

moi_adrienne : so what do u do now?

a_CHOP_STICK : Right now, I sit in my box waiting to get opened up.

a_CHOP_STICK : I'm currently in Bulk status right now. Lots of other boxes of chopsticks.

a_CHOP_STICK : Maybe one day I'll settle down and get married to a nice Ms.Chopstick in Bulk.

moi_adrienne : all right

a_CHOP_STICK : It'd have to be soon though. Average life span of a chopstick is 6 months. I've already lived 1/3 of my life.

moi_adrienne : so how in there?

a_CHOP_STICK : Its a bit cramped. The cellophane gets annoying after a while. Makes you so itchy you could just splinter.

moi_adrienne : ok

a_CHOP_STICK : and, hows stuff there for you?

moi_adrienne : i think i understand

a_CHOP_STICK : how is life for you in thailand?

moi_adrienne : chopstick,do u have gf?

moi_adrienne : good

a_CHOP_STICK : No. I used to. But she ran off with the spoon.

a_CHOP_STICK : She was quite the dish.

moi_adrienne : y? u not good enough

moi_adrienne : ?

a_CHOP_STICK : I guess so!

moi_adrienne : i think the spoon might be strong

a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah. His bud, Mac the Knife is a lot tougher though...

a_CHOP_STICK : He almost cut me up.

moi_adrienne : o

a_CHOP_STICK : so, I have to stay away from my GF. Or else Mac the Knife'll get me.

moi_adrienne : poor chopstigk

a_CHOP_STICK : ahh, its okay. There are plenty other twigs in the forest.

moi_adrienne : yeah

moi_adrienne : u're chatting in your box?

a_CHOP_STICK : Yup. Palm Pilots are great.

moi_adrienne : have u ever left your box?

a_CHOP_STICK : No... First I came from the tree, and then they packaged me in cellophane, adn stuck me in this box, with a bunch of other boxes called "Bulk."..

a_CHOP_STICK : One day though... one day...

moi_adrienne : i wanna open your box

a_CHOP_STICK : Hehe.. =DX

moi_adrienne : what dx

a_CHOP_STICK : sorry, it was a typo.

a_CHOP_STICK : :)

moi_adrienne : o

a_CHOP_STICK : Sure.. you can open my box...

a_CHOP_STICK : :)

a_CHOP_STICK : take me out and let me help you eat your bento!

moi_adrienne : i study english but it's terrible i'm soory

a_CHOP_STICK : Its okay. :)

moi_adrienne : sorry

a_CHOP_STICK : Hehe, its okay.

moi_adrienne : ok

moi_adrienne : what do u like to eat?

moi_adrienne : u eat?

a_CHOP_STICK : No, I don't..

a_CHOP_STICK : But it would be really fun to help someone eat Sushi.

moi_adrienne : o yeah

a_CHOP_STICK : you hear so many neat things about rich guys using chopsticks to eat sushi...

moi_adrienne : it's good

moi_adrienne : no

a_CHOP_STICK : so .. it'd be neat to tell my little splinters... "I once helped someone eat sushi.."

a_CHOP_STICK : no?

moi_adrienne : yeah?

a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah.. i'd love to do that.. hehe.

moi_adrienne : i dont know what to say,chopstick

a_CHOP_STICK : That's okay. :)

moi_adrienne : u tell me about yourself

moi_adrienne : u want to be a man?

a_CHOP_STICK : Well, I came from a 16 year old tree in the forests of the phillipines...

a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah. I'm having my mid-life crisis right now. I think that being a man would be a good career move.

moi_adrienne : o

a_CHOP_STICK : Yes... I'm the first Chopstick-to-man transobjectal.

moi_adrienne : yeah

moi_adrienne : what time is it, in your box?

a_CHOP_STICK : It is 22:15..

moi_adrienne : here11:17

a_CHOP_STICK : Cool.. so its early in the morning

moi_adrienne : what kind of music do u like?

moi_adrienne : i love pop

a_CHOP_STICK : I like any music.. I can't really hear a lot, just the faint murmurings of people outside my box.

moi_adrienne : i know

moi_adrienne : ha ha ha

moi_adrienne : u're funny

a_CHOP_STICK : thank you

moi_adrienne : do u talkin to another chopstick?

a_CHOP_STICK : I talk to a few of them. They pretend not to hear me though.

moi_adrienne : hey still here?

a_CHOP_STICK : Yes, i am.

moi_adrienne : y dontu talk to me?

a_CHOP_STICK : I am talking to you. :)

moi_adrienne : i'm boring u ,am i?

a_CHOP_STICK : i hate the other chopsticks. They just laugh and call me names. Never let me join in on their chopstick games.

a_CHOP_STICK : Not at all! you're hte most interesting person in the world!

moi_adrienne : thanks but i dont think so

moi_adrienne : i like u u're funny

a_CHOP_STICK : that's too bad. Because I think you're super! i'd love to help you eat your bento someday.

moi_adrienne : i hope 2

a_CHOP_STICK : :)

moi_adrienne : ;-)

moi_adrienne : u have another name?

a_CHOP_STICK : Nope...

a_CHOP_STICK : just Chopstick 483846.5

moi_adrienne : it's too long i dont remember

a_CHOP_STICK : lol hehe.

a_CHOP_STICK : thats' the only name i have.

moi_adrienne : can i call u Matt?

a_CHOP_STICK : Cool, I'd love that.

moi_adrienne : i love this name

a_CHOP_STICK : wow.. i have my very own name.

moi_adrienne : yeah

moi_adrienne : so can we friend?

a_CHOP_STICK : Yes! :D

moi_adrienne : how old r u ?i know not 2 months

a_CHOP_STICK : My parent tree was 16 years old, if that helps.

moi_adrienne : ok thanks 4 told me

moi_adrienne : i'm 17 yesterday

a_CHOP_STICK : Ooh, cool. XD

a_CHOP_STICK : :D

moi_adrienne : i think i'm old

a_CHOP_STICK : Mmm, for me you are very old. For humans, you're really young.

moi_adrienne : o yeah

moi_adrienne : i think english is difficult

a_CHOP_STICK : It is very difficult. But if you keep working at it, one day you'll be really good at it.

moi_adrienne : i'll try

moi_adrienne : u have chopstick friends

moi_adrienne : ?

a_CHOP_STICK : Mm, not really. all of the other chopsticks always laugh and call me names.. they never let me join in on their little chopstick games... :(

moi_adrienne : o sorry

a_CHOP_STICK : its okay. I have you now. and I have a name. :)

moi_adrienne : ok matt if u be a man what would u like todo?

a_CHOP_STICK : I'd like to play soccer.

moi_adrienne : good

moi_adrienne : u like it?

a_CHOP_STICK : Mmm, i've never seen it. But it involves lots of running right?

moi_adrienne : yeah

a_CHOP_STICK : okay. that's a cool sport then.

moi_adrienne : what do u want to look like?

a_CHOP_STICK : Like Brad Pitt.

moi_adrienne : if u be a man

moi_adrienne : he's cool

a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah, i bet he is. :D

a_CHOP_STICK : actually, i've seen pictures of him via my trusty palm pilot.. he's quite the looker.

moi_adrienne : but i like Josh Hartnett

moi_adrienne : :))

a_CHOP_STICK : :))

moi_adrienne : u like him?

a_CHOP_STICK : Yup, he's OK.

moi_adrienne : i think he's cute

moi_adrienne : have u ever seen him?

moi_adrienne : ha ha ha

a_CHOP_STICK : On my palm pilot. yes.

moi_adrienne : kidding

moi_adrienne : o sorry i've got to go

a_CHOP_STICK : ahh, okay. *hugs*

moi_adrienne : nice to meet u

a_CHOP_STICK : nice to meet you too!

moi_adrienne : well

a_CHOP_STICK : bye bye. :)

moi_adrienne : your email is...

a_CHOP_STICK : I don't have an email.