jen0926543857 : hi
jen0926543857 : asl please
a_CHOP_STICK : 2 months/male/box
jen0926543857 : cool
a_CHOP_STICK : Yup, you?
jen0926543857 : 15 f taiwan
a_CHOP_STICK : Cool
jen0926543857 : name
a_CHOP_STICK : Chopstick 483874.5
a_CHOP_STICK : My other half broke off a few months ago. Haven't seen her since.
jen0926543857 : im sorry to hear that
a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah.. its a tragedy. i heard she ran off to another box.
jen0926543857 : are you ok
a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah, I'll be fine.
a_CHOP_STICK : *sniff* she was the most beautiful stick I'd ever seen.
a_CHOP_STICK : anyway.. enough about me, how are you:?
jen0926543857 : not bad
a_CHOP_STICK : great great.
a_CHOP_STICK : Hey
bballgurl_20054 : hey
bballgurl_20054 : asl
a_CHOP_STICK : how are ya?
a_CHOP_STICK : 2 months/m/canada
bballgurl_20054 : fine and u?
a_CHOP_STICK : great, thanks.
bballgurl_20054 : two months?
a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah. I'm a chopstick.
bballgurl_20054 : what did you mean by two months?
a_CHOP_STICK : Well.. the life of a chopstick is pretty short. I just got off the boat from China.
bballgurl_20054 : what is your age?
a_CHOP_STICK : Disposable chopsticks usually only survive 5 months. I'm having a midlife crisis right now. Bear with me.
a_CHOP_STICK : Really, I'm 2 months.
bballgurl_20054 : whatever
bballgurl_20054 : how old are you really?
a_CHOP_STICK : well, the life of my parent-tree was 16 years.
bballgurl_20054 : oh
bballgurl_20054 : why were you talking about chop sticks?
a_CHOP_STICK : Because I am a chopstick?
moi_adrienne : and in the box
a_CHOP_STICK : my family unit hasnt' been opened yet.
moi_adrienne : a ha
moi_adrienne : what your name?
a_CHOP_STICK : Chopstick 483846.5
a_CHOP_STICK : My other half broke off a few months ago. Haven't seen her sicne.
moi_adrienne : chopstick 483846.5?
a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah. there are so many of us made, we don't often get names.
moi_adrienne : o ok
moi_adrienne : i'm wanlaya
a_CHOP_STICK : Cool name
moi_adrienne : thanks
moi_adrienne : u studying?
a_CHOP_STICK : nope,,,
a_CHOP_STICK : relaxing. :D
moi_adrienne : ok
moi_adrienne : i'll go 2 school tomorrow ,first day
a_CHOP_STICK : Ooohh... us chopsticks never go to school. Unless we're in lunch boxes.
moi_adrienne : ha ha OK
moi_adrienne : i think i believe u
a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah.. once my package gets opened, i'll get to be used by some absolutely chibi japanese middle school student to assist her in eating her bento. I can't wait.
a_CHOP_STICK : Do you people have dreams and goals too?
moi_adrienne : ok
moi_adrienne : what do u wanna do when u out there?
a_CHOP_STICK : I want to be the best darn chopstick that middle-school student's ever eaten with.
a_CHOP_STICK : you?
moi_adrienne : i think it's cool
moi_adrienne : i dont know yet
a_CHOP_STICK : Mmm, you could become so many things...
moi_adrienne : yep maybe
moi_adrienne : so what do u do now?
a_CHOP_STICK : Right now, I sit in my box waiting to get opened up.
a_CHOP_STICK : I'm currently in Bulk status right now. Lots of other boxes of chopsticks.
a_CHOP_STICK : Maybe one day I'll settle down and get married to a nice Ms.Chopstick in Bulk.
moi_adrienne : all right
a_CHOP_STICK : It'd have to be soon though. Average life span of a chopstick is 6 months. I've already lived 1/3 of my life.
moi_adrienne : so how in there?
a_CHOP_STICK : Its a bit cramped. The cellophane gets annoying after a while. Makes you so itchy you could just splinter.
moi_adrienne : ok
a_CHOP_STICK : and, hows stuff there for you?
moi_adrienne : i think i understand
a_CHOP_STICK : how is life for you in thailand?
moi_adrienne : chopstick,do u have gf?
moi_adrienne : good
a_CHOP_STICK : No. I used to. But she ran off with the spoon.
a_CHOP_STICK : She was quite the dish.
moi_adrienne : y? u not good enough
moi_adrienne : ?
a_CHOP_STICK : I guess so!
moi_adrienne : i think the spoon might be strong
a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah. His bud, Mac the Knife is a lot tougher though...
a_CHOP_STICK : He almost cut me up.
moi_adrienne : o
a_CHOP_STICK : so, I have to stay away from my GF. Or else Mac the Knife'll get me.
moi_adrienne : poor chopstigk
a_CHOP_STICK : ahh, its okay. There are plenty other twigs in the forest.
moi_adrienne : yeah
moi_adrienne : u're chatting in your box?
a_CHOP_STICK : Yup. Palm Pilots are great.
moi_adrienne : have u ever left your box?
a_CHOP_STICK : No... First I came from the tree, and then they packaged me in cellophane, adn stuck me in this box, with a bunch of other boxes called "Bulk."..
a_CHOP_STICK : One day though... one day...
moi_adrienne : i wanna open your box
a_CHOP_STICK : Hehe.. =DX
moi_adrienne : what dx
a_CHOP_STICK : sorry, it was a typo.
a_CHOP_STICK : :)
moi_adrienne : o
a_CHOP_STICK : Sure.. you can open my box...
a_CHOP_STICK : :)
a_CHOP_STICK : take me out and let me help you eat your bento!
moi_adrienne : i study english but it's terrible i'm soory
a_CHOP_STICK : Its okay. :)
moi_adrienne : sorry
a_CHOP_STICK : Hehe, its okay.
moi_adrienne : ok
moi_adrienne : what do u like to eat?
moi_adrienne : u eat?
a_CHOP_STICK : No, I don't..
a_CHOP_STICK : But it would be really fun to help someone eat Sushi.
moi_adrienne : o yeah
a_CHOP_STICK : you hear so many neat things about rich guys using chopsticks to eat sushi...
moi_adrienne : it's good
moi_adrienne : no
a_CHOP_STICK : so .. it'd be neat to tell my little splinters... "I once helped someone eat sushi.."
a_CHOP_STICK : no?
moi_adrienne : yeah?
a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah.. i'd love to do that.. hehe.
moi_adrienne : i dont know what to say,chopstick
a_CHOP_STICK : That's okay. :)
moi_adrienne : u tell me about yourself
moi_adrienne : u want to be a man?
a_CHOP_STICK : Well, I came from a 16 year old tree in the forests of the phillipines...
a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah. I'm having my mid-life crisis right now. I think that being a man would be a good career move.
moi_adrienne : o
a_CHOP_STICK : Yes... I'm the first Chopstick-to-man transobjectal.
moi_adrienne : yeah
moi_adrienne : what time is it, in your box?
a_CHOP_STICK : It is 22:15..
moi_adrienne : here11:17
a_CHOP_STICK : Cool.. so its early in the morning
moi_adrienne : what kind of music do u like?
moi_adrienne : i love pop
a_CHOP_STICK : I like any music.. I can't really hear a lot, just the faint murmurings of people outside my box.
moi_adrienne : i know
moi_adrienne : ha ha ha
moi_adrienne : u're funny
a_CHOP_STICK : thank you
moi_adrienne : do u talkin to another chopstick?
a_CHOP_STICK : I talk to a few of them. They pretend not to hear me though.
moi_adrienne : hey still here?
a_CHOP_STICK : Yes, i am.
moi_adrienne : y dontu talk to me?
a_CHOP_STICK : I am talking to you. :)
moi_adrienne : i'm boring u ,am i?
a_CHOP_STICK : i hate the other chopsticks. They just laugh and call me names. Never let me join in on their chopstick games.
a_CHOP_STICK : Not at all! you're hte most interesting person in the world!
moi_adrienne : thanks but i dont think so
moi_adrienne : i like u u're funny
a_CHOP_STICK : that's too bad. Because I think you're super! i'd love to help you eat your bento someday.
moi_adrienne : i hope 2
a_CHOP_STICK : :)
moi_adrienne : ;-)
moi_adrienne : u have another name?
a_CHOP_STICK : Nope...
a_CHOP_STICK : just Chopstick 483846.5
moi_adrienne : it's too long i dont remember
a_CHOP_STICK : lol hehe.
a_CHOP_STICK : thats' the only name i have.
moi_adrienne : can i call u Matt?
a_CHOP_STICK : Cool, I'd love that.
moi_adrienne : i love this name
a_CHOP_STICK : wow.. i have my very own name.
moi_adrienne : yeah
moi_adrienne : so can we friend?
a_CHOP_STICK : Yes! :D
moi_adrienne : how old r u ?i know not 2 months
a_CHOP_STICK : My parent tree was 16 years old, if that helps.
moi_adrienne : ok thanks 4 told me
moi_adrienne : i'm 17 yesterday
a_CHOP_STICK : Ooh, cool. XD
a_CHOP_STICK : :D
moi_adrienne : i think i'm old
a_CHOP_STICK : Mmm, for me you are very old. For humans, you're really young.
moi_adrienne : o yeah
moi_adrienne : i think english is difficult
a_CHOP_STICK : It is very difficult. But if you keep working at it, one day you'll be really good at it.
moi_adrienne : i'll try
moi_adrienne : u have chopstick friends
moi_adrienne : ?
a_CHOP_STICK : Mm, not really. all of the other chopsticks always laugh and call me names.. they never let me join in on their little chopstick games... :(
moi_adrienne : o sorry
a_CHOP_STICK : its okay. I have you now. and I have a name. :)
moi_adrienne : ok matt if u be a man what would u like todo?
a_CHOP_STICK : I'd like to play soccer.
moi_adrienne : good
moi_adrienne : u like it?
a_CHOP_STICK : Mmm, i've never seen it. But it involves lots of running right?
moi_adrienne : yeah
a_CHOP_STICK : okay. that's a cool sport then.
moi_adrienne : what do u want to look like?
a_CHOP_STICK : Like Brad Pitt.
moi_adrienne : if u be a man
moi_adrienne : he's cool
a_CHOP_STICK : Yeah, i bet he is. :D
a_CHOP_STICK : actually, i've seen pictures of him via my trusty palm pilot.. he's quite the looker.
moi_adrienne : but i like Josh Hartnett
moi_adrienne : :))
a_CHOP_STICK : :))
moi_adrienne : u like him?
a_CHOP_STICK : Yup, he's OK.
moi_adrienne : i think he's cute
moi_adrienne : have u ever seen him?
moi_adrienne : ha ha ha
a_CHOP_STICK : On my palm pilot. yes.
moi_adrienne : kidding
moi_adrienne : o sorry i've got to go
a_CHOP_STICK : ahh, okay. *hugs*
moi_adrienne : nice to meet u
a_CHOP_STICK : nice to meet you too!
moi_adrienne : well
a_CHOP_STICK : bye bye. :)
moi_adrienne : your email is...
a_CHOP_STICK : I don't have an email.