...as I awoke from my cyber sleep I looked out my window and saw... (Troll) .... a bright light. A tingle ran down my spine, as if some Frost Giant of old had run his hand across the length of my prostrate body... (Tama) ...then I woke up from my homo-erotic dream and promptly proceded to... (Troll) ...proceeded to check the window to see if it wasn't a dream after all. (The guy was hot, damn.) His eyes fell on a big hole in the ground outside his window, one that could of only been created by... (Ryo) ... military weapons experiments, or falling chunks of moon cheese! But upon further review, the bulldozers and cranes surrounding it probably meant it was just some silly construction project... (Work) I glanced at the digital display of the cryo-sleep chamber's clock, on my right-hand side, and saw that nearly 50 years had passed since I had first entered........ (Tama) i had to scream "Damn.. 50 years? I wonder if I can still bench 500." I looked back out at the construction cranes and all, and noticed that they were all bright pink! (Ryo) "bright pink, what the hell is up with this?" i asked myself as I exited the cryo-chamber and looked around some more... (Nuaja) I opened the door to find a man leaning over the controls to the cryo-chamber. I greeted him politely, but he didn't respond. It wasn't until I saw the trail of blood leading into the hallway that I realised that he was dead. (Work) I stared at his prone, limp form for a few minutes longer. I could actually see the blood on his back congealing... His wounds appeared to be from scratches or bites, as the flesh was ragged and torn... (Tama) Staring at his ravaged body, I moved closer, something pulling me towards him. I peered down at his face, his eyes cold and blank. Then as my foot neared his arm, a stream of blood trickled from a deep wound in his torso, and I found myself moving away, moving back from his blood. (Soi) I could tell that the man had travelled a fair distance after being mortally wounded to reach this control station... to revive me from my cryonic sleep? Why? What particular significance did I have to him? (Work) I shrugged and looked at the control table, wanting to see if theres something I should know. Keeping fair away form the stench of the body and the blood, I saw a piece of paper tucked between the wall and the controls.. I pulled it out, opened it and read it. it said............... (Ryo) I glared at the note for a second, not believing what it said " I was frozen to save the furture? What the hell is this about? " I wondered as I tried to fill in the missing pieces...whats this...theres somehing torn off.....and some ancient writing....(Nuaja) I stared at the note for a few minutes, trying to discern what it might mean. Had I perhaps forgotten details of my life in the depths of cryo-sleep? As I was studying the note, I failed to noticed shadows detaching themselves from the walls in the dimly-lit corridors beyond... (Tama) a man came walking out of the darkness with a flashlight in hand....he had long black and gold eyes...he looked some what close to a woman and man but i was sure he was a man.he walk up to me and said......... (Martina) He slowly reached out and touched my cheek... "Is it you? Is it really you?" The man whispered softly. I raise my hand and gently rub against where he touched. His touch was soft, and I wonder who he is as we stare at each other... (Shampoo) The man blinked incredulously and murmured," It IS you! So Bronte made it here after all? Where is he?" (Tama) "Bronte?" I asked questioningly. "Who's Bronte?" His eyes widened slightly, and he seemed surprised at the question. "You mean, you don't know? No matter, we need to get out of here..." (Work) The man suddenly became psychotic at me not knowing who Bonte was, he pulled out a Colt m41a and promply shot me in the face, the shot killed me and I was sent to Hell, where I met satan, as soon as satan saw me he said.... (Troll) satan said to me that he wanted me to make earth like hell so he turned me into a blood thristy demon and sent me back to earth i looked around with my red blood eyes a saw......(Martina) ....a prostitute standing in a corner. i approached her cautiously and jumped on her back, biting down into the flesh of her neck. i draindeed her blood and watched as her lifeless body fell to the floor. I chuckled and thought.... (Nuaja). ... "you know, this is pretty fun". Still, something was nagging at me... the world just didn't seem... right. I opened my eyes, and suddenly the world had changed around me. I stood in the middle of... (Work) the world looked like a big eeg that had not been cracked yet...i stood there and looked around for my next victom...i found a that had been walking down the street. i grabed it and sunk my fangs into its neck and drank all of its blood and then i.....(Martina) I wiped the blood off my chin and searched around for my next victum. I walked around for a minuete looking when I saw.... (Hyper) ...Xelloss walking to his daily shift at the Macaroni grill, yet today something seemed to be different about him, as I was wondering he suddenly... (Troll) he magiclly disapeared to a far far place away from sick twistedminded hentais (Yui) But the place was really close to....you geussed it...YAOI NO DAAAAA (El Pimpo) xellos walks around a bit wonderin why he came here. he stops as he sees ryo coming up to him. xelloss asks "why the hell am i here ryo??" ryo tells him "i dont know xel" then something comes out of the darkness.... (Martini) "Out of nowhere, a swarm of cookies roll out of the shadows. As the cookies bounce about, Ryo and Xelloss try to cover thier faces from being hit by the swarm of the vicious cookies..." (Otaru) ...suddenly a big group of ginerbread men also emrge from the shadows and look at the flying cookies swarming around xelloss and Ryo. The Gingerbread men then take out their gun filled withmagic gum drops and shoot down the flying cookies. The ginger bread men the walk up to Xelloss and Ryo with the machine guns filled with fully loaded gum and then....... (Shannara) xell mysteriouly turns into otaru who then.... (Yui) ...Otaru, having seen Ryo suddenly became aroused. Grinning he dragged Ryo into the closet for some hot man seks. To this day much confusion is spread about the seks, how hot was it? were there toys? was any foreplay involved? Does Otaru look good in a prom dress? these questions, and many more are doomed to remain ever.....mysterious *close with the twilight zone music* (The End) (Jeff / Troll)